A fork of Rural Dictionary
An adjective used for describing the quality on one's mutton chops.
That man over there has super glorious mutton chops.
Definition of GLORIOUS 1 a: possessing or deserving glory : illustrious b: entitling one to glory <a glorious victory> 2 : marked by great beauty or splendor : magnificent <a glorious sunset> 3 : delightful, wonderful <had a glorious weekend> — glo·ri·ous·lyadverb — glo·ri·ous·nessnoun
Adjective used to describe the vibe when the boss is out of the office, or leaves early at lunchtime, especially on a Friday.
Jenn: Hey Joseph, take your time coming back from lunch. Joseph: Why? Jenn: Herbert just left early. Joseph: Its going to be a glorious afternoon in the office!
A term revived by the one and only me to describe the epicness or greatness of an event.
That's some glorious shit right there!
In the days of 2004, there lived a unique stoner. A stoner who was extremely talented in the ways of comedy. He had an original comedic style that no one can ever come close to. This young stoner had a head full of crazy and hilarious things that he would say and a favorite of everyone was "glorious". He would say this in an inimitable voice along with certain matchless hand movements. Dank Master T would say "glorious" when speaking of something truly wonderful, like the sweet sweet gange.
DMS: How was gettin head while blown off your ass? Dank Master T: GLORIOUS!