A fork of Rural Dictionary
This is a description of a situation. "thats a shanter"- shanter being a term of emapthy concerning someones extreme misfortune.
"im sorry to hear about that, its a real shanter" "thats a pure shanter"
A discriptive term used to mock an individual who has suffered at ones hands. Or anyone who an individual considers inadequate or inferior to his or her self. Origin- East Central Scotland.
"You could'ny lace ma bits, fuckin teapot". "and Johnny, get sum mair tins while yer oot, we'll be runnin a we bit dry here soon ya cunt. and Johnny, you want tae get us a wee video an aw, bruce willis, and johnny, die harder!....fuckin teapot"!
A description of a diabolical person, "lower than dog shite", However somtimes aimed at the middle classes- a discription of apearance or attitude whitch differs from that of the (gadges) or (gadgies). Used almost exlusevly in the Niddrie area of Edinburgh- East Scotland.
ROOT!- very audable exclamation aimed at random padestrians. "You wan'tin a sair (dish) ya fuckin root" "Shut up you root"
A Utensil made of brass around 1ft. long with mouthpeace and tapered nossle used for the anal administration of cocain. Favoured by the brittish royal family in the 18th and 19th century who had servants to blow the cocain through the device.
"Butler, fetch my arse-trumpet"
This is a method of wholesale shop lifting. It involves entering an open plan supermarket with a trolley, as if normal shopper, filling the trolley with four cases of beer, numerous bottles of fine wine and what ever grocery items one desires, then proceeding to walk clean out of the shop past the fruit and veg, bypassing all checkouts and neglecting to pay.
The group needs beer, i shall go and asda/tesco price it! Today I asda/walmart priced my weekly shopping and also more booze than we could possibly drink!.....That was the biggest asda price I have ever done!