A fork of Rural Dictionary
A sexual act where a woman assumes a "doggystyle" position while man squeezes his testies one by one into her anus. After insertion, the woman then flexes her P.C. muscles while the man masturbates to orgasm. The man will sometimes make a whisling sound just prior to or during ejaculation to simulate the sound of a teapot.
I gave her a teapot and painted her back white.
A short and stout guy that tries to holla at chu.
I was dancing at the club and a fuckin teapot started grinding on the back of my knee. Tipped that mothafucka over.
A magical device that can transform water into a nice tasting drink.
i saw a cat with a teapot on its head attacking helicopters
word used to for anorexia as coined by some patients in psychiatric hospitals.
she's diagnoised with teapot.
A nice insult in Russian language for a stupid person. Usually used when referring to a family member or a close friend. While you are calling that person stupid, you still retain the fact of not insulting that person. Can also refer to a person who is been very slow. This is an insult that deliveries the insult, but the person who you are calling teapot can not really get mad at you because teapot is a "nice" sort of insult. However, you are still calling that person stupid or slow, just in a nice way.
Leave that light on, stop been such a teapot. Oh my god, he is such a teapot. 2+2 is 4 not 5, you are a very teapot person.
replaces any other verb
i like to teapot alone in the dark
The act of putting male genitalia on someone's (male, female, or good friends) forehead with an erection. Forming when looked at a specific angle resembles a teapot.
"Dude please tell me you got a picture of Stu when he was getting a teapot at the party last night."