Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Blorange

A descriptive term for a girl with bleached blonde hair and too much fake tan.

Wow check that Blorange girl out by the bar.

by DrDTPres November 28, 2014

Iphonestipation

Unable to defecate unless looking at or using an iPhone.

I couldn't open my bowels because I lost my phone, I have Iphonestipation.

by DrDTPres November 28, 2014