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slovakian turtleneck

Schmegma is stored in the uncircumcised fold of the penis gland after not showering for two weeks; Schmegma depicts the turtleneck formed around the penis, while the Slovakian component depicts the smell.

I went to gargle on him and he presented his Slovakian turtleneck, but I said yolo and carried on.

by Drakesta23 November 23, 2013

ginger salad tossing

Giving an Irish man a sloppy rim job

Last year in Dublin, the women offered all red headed males ginger salad tossings

by Drakesta23 February 01, 2014