A fork of Rural Dictionary
Dialect used by non - educated young adults on the internet, typically characterised by the use of words such as "teh," "waht" and "liek" and also characterised by an abundance of typos, such as missing the shift key for punctuation.
N00bspeek: ZOMFG !!!1! teh video is so FAKE lolzwaht a n00b!!!11!!one!!1!eleven!
e.g. Blow, Scottish slang for Hashish.
Only used for describing Hashish.
To take a pass of a joint and get saliva all over the roach then pass it to a friend dripping with spit.
"Don't give the joint to malcolm dude, he'll total buttsuck it"
cockney rhyming slang for shite.
"Man ! those white stripes are a fucking joke. Total jack white."
What's the difference between the skin on a baby's bottom and the skin on its vagina ? nothing.
Extremely smooth.
Smik: Nice skinhead !!
Shaun: Yea man run your hand along it, it's as smooth as a baby's chuff!!
Any location that is dirty, skanky, run down, disease ridden, full of junk, or characterised by the state of a heroin addict's flat.
"I'm no goin' back to the Raploch, that place is a fuckin' Smackhole."