Country Dictionary

Hand Solo

A handjob performed on yourself but referred to as a person.

My wife is away for a week, so it's just me and my good friend Hand Solo for a while.

caravanning

A sexual act where the male stands and the female (or another male) sits behind on a skateboard, reaches up between the male's legs and gives him a handjob while he tows her around the room. The female is the "caravan".

I went caravanning around the living room with my girlfriend the other day.