A fork of Rural Dictionary
“I went to New Zealand and saw some kakapos.” “Those things make dodos look normal.”
Someone who eats and gets paid for it.
"I got a job as a food critic, and got ten bucks for sipping a spoonful of soup."
"I went to church hoping to meet Jesus, but I only got Hong Xiuquan."
When you’re too lazy to say brothers and sisters.
“Hey man, these are my siblings.” “You mean brothers and sisters?” “Nah, waste of syllables.”
A culinary abomination made with lemon Jello and random stuff out of your pantry.
“I made Aunt Myrna’s Party Cheese Salad and It’s literally puke.”