Country Dictionary

A man who simply wants to paint trees and feed his squirrels. A ledgend.

I just binge watched all the bob Ross episodes dang he is good.

The phobia of penises.

I’m a lesbian only because I have Phallophobia.

Something soft you can squish and lay on top of.

I slept all over that pillow last night, but I hate when it gets wet that just ruins the fun.

When sims get all nasty nasty with each other.

I’m gonna have my sims woohoo because they had a rough day.

That Asian cat that always waves. What a nice little cat.

I’m getting you a maneki-Neko for your birthday, it’s a cat that waves.

Clothes people wear to bed that they would rather have off.

Let’s take off our pajamas to have sex.

An addictive game that is also the reason your children are failing school.

Johnny stop playing Fortnite and get your grades up!