A fork of Rural Dictionary
Beautiful when played by a good player; duck-like when played by a not-so-good player. A usually wooden woodwind instrument, part of the double reed family (which includes the bassoon, english horn, etc). Played in treble clef; pitched in C. Insanely hard to play in tune.
That beginner oboe player sounds like she's killing a duck...
Gold Juice (also referred to as Golden Cocktail) A drink made from ½ Ginger Ale and ½ Urine. Used mostly by teenagers.
Jane said”you have to drink my Juice before I'll blow you”. Also used as an initiation stunt for membership in a teen sex club. The girl has to drink the guys Juice and vise-versa.
Golden Cocktail (also referred to as Gold Juice) A drink made from ½ Ginger Ale and ½ Urine. Used mostly by teenagers.
Jane said”you have to drink my Cocktail before I will let you fuck me”. Also used as an initiation stunt for membership in a teen sex club.
A campy 1950s TV show with a perfect family living in suburbia. There's the all knowing father, the happy homemaker mother, the wise older brother, and the goofy and kindhearted younger brother. Often referred to as an example of 1950s quaintness and 'simpler times.' Reruns can be seen on TVLand.
An instrument that's fun to make fun of, but deep down inside, we all know it's pretty cool.
Those saxophone players are crazy, man.
When you wake up next to some chick you don't recognize, you're hung over, she wants to go again, and you're morning wood throbs so hard it triggers sharp pains in your head.
I had steeley dick when I woke up with that high school chick until I realized she was jailbait. Then I had uber steeley dick.
the illest city in michigan...home of Michigan State University's Sparten...
it's a town...what's more to say?