Country Dictionary

Latvia's economy

Something that does not exist.

Friend : Have you heard about the Latvia's economy? Me : I thought it's just a hoax, i dont believe it exists!

Latvian

A person who is NOT Russian, They are Baltic! Latvians have been under Russian occupation for a long time but even through that, they have a very wide culture of believing in ghosts and other hillbilly beliefs, but they are considered one of smartest in the world, With a bad economy, they dominate the Eu in potato stocks and Unusable cars per person because of the lack of petrol since daddy Putin doesn't share his resources with Latvia anymore for some reason...

Do not call a Latvian person 'Russian', unless you wish to loose some teeth.

Tukums

A big town in Latvia, mostly dominated by elderly people, it is a bad place if you expected to hook up some sexy Latvian girls, but you can buy some asbestos!

I went to tukums with hope of getting a gf, i left with a 5kg bag of asbestos!

Ogre

A city in Latvia, located on the Daugava river, the city has everything, smokers from the age of 7 and higher, good train station and a few soviet khruschevkas!

No jimmy, Ogre is not shrek, it is a city!