Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

wake

The viewing of a dead body before the funeral.

It was good to go to the Notorious B.I.G.'s wake before they cremated his body.

by dwayne May 11, 2004

Inglewood

1. A city just west of Los Angeles that has at least one liquor store per every four blocks; one porno book store per every 8 blocks; and a Asian Massage Parlour every mile. (Actually, there is a place on Manchester Blvd in Inglewood that as all three of those AND a gunrange in the same BLOCK!) It's also famous/infamous for being a part of another LAPD officer black man beat down bka Rodney Kinged back in 2002 2. Famous city known for crime that is named in Ice Cube, Dr Dre, Snopp Doggy Dog and TuPac songs.

Lryic from the song California Love. "Yeah, Inglewood... Inglewood always up to no good."

by Dwayne October 11, 2004

tapology

The act of getting laid. Having sex. To tap dat ass. Performing tapology. Reading the booty-scriptures.

For pimps, playas, and hustlas, it is a right of passage to master the art of tapology.

by Dwayne January 15, 2004

biker shorts

A Played out urban female fashion statement of the late 80's and early 90's that led to alot of teenage pregnancies. Made of spandex and lycra, they defined the bodies of urban women with much junk in their trunks.

"Sweatin all the bitches inthe biker shorts!" Ice Cube - N.W.A "Gangsta Gangsta"

by dwayne May 12, 2004

county mounty

Slang for a person who is on welfare (the County").

I have to work so hard because my sister is a county mounty. She's only had a job for maybe 3 months of her whole life.

by Dwayne September 24, 2004

the baby momma capitol

Detroit, Michigan. Deriving from the city being labeled the "Murder Capitol", it is a term describing any city where because of broken homes, your chances of being a step parent is greater than catching AIDS.

It was hard for Stewart to find a soul mate he had alot in common with, because he lived in what America dubbed the "Baby Momma Capitol". As a result, he dates frequently outside of his ethnicity.

by Dwayne May 07, 2004

wake up and smell the doodoo

The term is used to define a person who is not in tune with reality. A person who is stuck in the world of make-believe. A person who doesn't believe fat meat is greasy. A person who doesn't want to believe shit stinks.

A buddy of mine John is no longr cool with me because I made wake him wake up and smell the doodoo about the music business. He wanted to believe artists made more off of ablums than record companies. Once reality kicked in, he hates my guts because his heart was filled with greed.

by dwayne May 11, 2004