Country Dictionary

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aplaca

A mental or dysfunctional family

They are such Aplacas

by Dysfunction July 09, 2019

thank you

To be gratefull for something.

Thanks for a good fuck.

by Dysfunction September 07, 2003

Disfunktshun

HEY! I am not a penis u wanker. I do own you and all your base though. :-D

Dysfunction stole all your bitches!

by Dysfunction September 15, 2003

Ends

Money. What we all live and die for.

"Ends. Some people would rob they mother for the ends. Rats snitch on one another for the ends. Sometimes kids get murdered, for the ends. So before we go any further I want my ends." - Everlast "Ends". "So he falls off track, starts smoking the crack. And once it hits his brain it starts to chain react."

by Dysfunction January 18, 2004

D-runk

The stage between drunk and plastered in which a person has become fully intoxicated but still has enough mental capacity to get his/her pants down before taking a leak.

- I got drunk last night - You were past that. You were d-runk.

by dysfunction December 11, 2004

nut stain

A stain of Semen/sperm/jizz/cum.

"He had nut stains all over his pants"

by Dysfunction September 06, 2003

noob cannon

In Americas Army it is the RPG-7. It just blows up anything it hits or in the general area. It is also called the "ROE Cannon" because it has a tendance to TK. If you stand behind the person shooting you will die and the explosion radius is so high that it will probably get teammates.

Player was blown up by DysfunctionalFORCE's rocket DysfunctionalFORCE attacked teammate Player1 DysfunctionalFORCE attacked teammate Player2 Player 2: Wtf n00b cannon.

by Dysfunction January 10, 2004