Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

niggith

The proper way to address your slaves

Master: Hail, niggith, how goes thee!
Nigger: All is well, master.

by E.M.V.J.J February 21, 2018

Dogas

(Pronounced: Dough-gas) a variable of "dog ass"

Bro you're going 8 and 32? You're so Dogas

by E.M.V.J.J May 26, 2021

Flat

Commonly used to describe a girl with the tits of a 10 year old annorexic male. Can be referenced to as an acronym, meaning "Forever Lacking Any Titties".

Person 1: I gotta say, Emma's pretty hot, I think I'll go for it
Person 2: Are you joking?? She's as flat as the Great Plains!

Alternatively, with the acronym in place...

Person 1: I gotta say, Emma's pretty hot, I think I'll go for it
Person 2: Are you kidding me? She is, and will forever, be F.L.A.T

(The first instance is much more commonly used)

by E.M.V.J.J December 18, 2017

Simpson'd

A decline in the quality of something that used to be very good, but pretty bad now.

Dude, regular show was the shit up until all that dome bull happened, it really simpson'd after that

by E.M.V.J.J February 26, 2019

absofacto

Indie musician who's song "Dissolve" became a member through tik-tok

Yo have you heard Dissolve by absofacto? It's a fucking banger

by E.M.V.J.J March 24, 2019

Cool Patrol

The toughest gang of guys who'll help any bullied kid in need. Usually solves problems not through violence, but through dance and random events.

Person 1: Yo, my life has been pretty shit lately thanks to that cunt Derrick
Person 2: Dude, sounds like you need the Cool Patrol

by E.M.V.J.J October 11, 2017

Kurs

Kill your(ur) self

Kys got blocked on most social media, kurs isn't

"gay shit"
Kurs

by E.M.V.J.J March 13, 2022