Country Dictionary

The opposite of "gentrification." It is the bombardment of lower classes slowly taking over and moving in to middle-class and affluent neighborhoods.

The temporary work agency located in the slums of town is recruting work for the jobs at my workplace in the more affluent side of town, causing a ghettofication of our workplace.

the act of being supremely lazy.

last nite all i did was btarn it on the coach while eating nutella

1. a female Carrot Top.

2. a bitch

3. a comedian (well that is being way too nice.)

I would love to see Kathy Griffin in a gang bang.

St. Michael is one of the principal angels; his name was the war-cry of the good angels in the battle fought in Heaven against Satan and his followers.

In Hebrew his name means: "Who Is Like God"

Someone who constantly gets their name misspelled by their closest friends; even by the ones who should know better, given that they have even, at one time, asked why his is name is spelled with a redundant 'k'.

Friend: "Do you spell your name with a 'c' or a 'k'?"

Erick: "With both, actually. I'll show you again."

Friend: "Eh? What is that? How do you even pronounce it? ErickKk-kk?"

Erick: "You can just make the 'k' sound once."

Friend: "But how"

Erick: "It's fine. Just call me Eric."

Friend: "Cool, thanks man."

The best hardcore band outa Texas. Their shows are emotionaly driven and every member in their audience is affected by Roman's hauntingly beautiful voice. When one goes to a The Last Starfighter show one leaves in a nirvana that is indescribable. Members include: Beau, Roman, Ryan, Benny, and Nik

hXe kid 1: Did you go to the fighter's show last night?

hXe 2: Hell yeah!, when they played The Sum Of Rock the audience went crazy

myspace.com/thelaststarfighter

Anyone and everyone, we're all Goofy Goobers. You may think you're all sophisticated and cool and have nothing to do with "Goofy Gooberness" but on the inside you're a kid and one of the many Goofy Goobers around the world. Join your fellow Goofy Goobers and ROCK!

Chorus
I'm a goofy goober (rock!)
You're a goofy goober (rock!)
We're all goofy goobers (rock!)
Goofy goofy, goober goober (rock!)

Put your toys away
Well, all I gotta say
When you tell me not to play, I say "No way!"
No no no no no way
"I'm a kid", you say
When you say I'm a kid,
I say "say it again!" and then I say "Thanks"
"Thank you very much"
So, if you're thinking that you'd like to be like me
Go ahead and try, the kid inside will set you free

Chorus

-"Goofy Goober Rock"