Country Dictionary

When a man wakes up with morning wood and goes to do the sit and tuck for a pee, in a spurt of farts he accidentally shits on his own nuts.

"Damn man, I woke this morning with the worst case of morning wood. I went for the sit and tuck, I guess the early morning brew shits took effect, and I shit on my own balls! Damn goobers took me an hour to clean off!"

Testicles; Ball sacks

Do you wanna lick my goobers, mate?

Useless Government

political systems with their heads in the sand and/or not to be trusted. Slang term for Government being Gooberment.

To be a silly goose.

You are such a goober.

someone who is an utter fool but somehow you’re in love with everything about them

Jaxson, you’re such a goober.

noun, a term of affection for a lovable, silly, lighthearted person. Always easy to poke fun at without actually meaning harm.

Person 1: Daisy is such a goober. Person 2: But that is why we all love her.

Being overly intoxicated shit-faced

Holy shit I'm fucking Goobered man...