Country Dictionary

Fapback

When you have a flashback to something you fapped to.

“Like, why were you staring at him?” “Oh, sorry, I had a fapback.”

Straggot

A homophobic straight person.

“All gays will burn in hell!” “Okay you fucking straggot.”

Cracker

A white trump supporter.

A Cracker: “Biden is bad!!11 Trump 4 lyfe!!!” Literally everyone else: “Shut the fuck up you cracker.”

Docked Down

When you get Dicked Down under a dock.

“Yo Charlie why were you gone for 15 minutes at the beach party?” “Oh, I got Docked Down by Jake.”

The Imperial System.

Fucking stupid.

Imperial-Using-Person: "How many feet-" Literally everyone else: "Shut the fuck up." Imperial-Using-Person: "What, why??" Literally everyone else: "Because you use The Imperial System. Your opinion is invalid."