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Bacausageronihamacon

Five meats packed into one really easy-to-say word.

The 5 Meat Feast from Little Caesars is overloaded with crispy bacon, Italian sausage, pepperoni, ham, and smoky applewood bacon… or as Little Caesars has shortened it: Bacausageronihamacon. It’s a real mouthful.

Wife: Honey! I’m home with the 5 Meat Feast from Little Caesars!
Husband: Is that their pizza with loads of Bacausageronihamacon?
Wife: That’s right, honey! Mouthfuls of crispy bacon, Italian sausage, pepperoni, ham, and smoky applewood bacon.
Husband: Right! And then they shortened it into a really easy-to-pronounce word: Bacausageronihamacon.
Wife: Only available for a limited time!

by EagleEyesEllen September 15, 2020