A fork of Rural Dictionary
the magic word you say if you want an Italian to kick your ass
call someone a guinea you get your ass kicked
the only drink that can rival an appletini in greatness
im feelin waay to jacked for appletinis tonight. Bartender! two nectorinis
the only drink (besides a nectorini)that a man can get at a bar without feeling homosexual.
ummm bartender appletinis all around