A fork of Rural Dictionary
The word Whalloper Is a Glaswegian slang term for someone who could be annoying, arrogant, strange, weird or maybe someone that you just dont like. The Word whalloper can also be a describing word for a large floppy penis.
That guy over there is a total whalloper! or (in a glasweigan accent) she said "that guy i pumped (had sex with) last night had some size of whalloper on him"
The word hummy is a slang glasweigian word usually used to describe when a female cups your testicles in her mouth and HUMS quite hard to create a relaxing vibrating effect. These sex acts are usually performed by the more nimphomaniac or just average slut, and usually not by my girlfriend.....its just not fair...I WANT A SLUT!!!
I asked my girlfriend for a hummy and guess what she said?..........NO!