A fork of Rural Dictionary
Ghetto vehicle, usually lowered with cheesy aftermarket bolt-on parts. Exquisite samples will also have spraypainted flames.
"Check out that whooptie ride - I can't believe that paintjob!"
1. A vehicle containing one or more hot pieces of female ass. You want to hit all of them. 2. A man's hog. This is a euphemistic definition deriving from the fact that after hammering on a woman's kitty, a man's penis can have a fragrance reminiscent of dead tuna fish.
Dave: "Hey, look at that carload full of poontang!" Chester: "Yeah, that's a real tuna boat!"
Whey you lay down a coil the size of Texas and it won't go down, use the shit stick.