Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Canadian lumberjack cut

When you shave the top of your head but not the sides

Nice Canadian lumberjack cut!

by Edgy2002 February 15, 2017

siberian house party

When you hand a dozen or so emo kids in your basement; no older than ten.

Wow that was the best Siberian house party I've hosted!

by Edgy2002 February 15, 2017

South American sunburn

When a man twists you dick into another shade of red

Man that was the best South American Sunburn I've every had !

by Edgy2002 February 17, 2017

north african gun club

When you line up Childers under the age of eight and use them for gun training.

I was in Africa for a week and I couldn't go one day without seeing a North African Gun Club.

by Edgy2002 February 15, 2017

Middle east church service

When you have a public execution of 12 or more people

That was some middle east church service, there we over 17 people attending

by Edgy2002 May 18, 2017

southeast pogo dance

When a a male of Mexican ethnicity gets his genitals curb stomped.

I got a southeast pogo dance the other day, and I'm still sore!

by Edgy2002 February 15, 2017

Middle Eastern chocolate bar

When someone from the middle east is dehydrated and takes a dump resulting in a long and stone like shit.

That was some Middle Eastern chocolate bar!

by Edgy2002 May 18, 2017