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Senga

Scottish word to describe a female ned (non educated delinquent). Similar to a chav. Many can be found around areas like Pilton and Niddrie. Uneducated, rite lik dis, u no wit a meen bby?? Usually have children young and often to multiple fathers. Usually like loud dance music and r&b. Don't tend to read books but many made an exception for 50 shades of grey. They like tacky jewellery which they call 'bling bling', primark leggings and ugg style boots. If they are overweight they will think they are sexy because they have big boobs and they tend to make a feature of these, hair is usually dyed fake blonde or jet black (or a mixture of both) and usually excessively straightened or scraped back in a greasy pony tail.

The social networking Senga will usually take many camera phone selfies, always from the same angle (see MySpace camera angle/fat girl camera angle) where they wear heavy make up and take pictures of themselves from the side and getting maximum amount of tits into the photo. Their social networking page will probably have a lot of drama, think Jeremy Kyle, as they air their grievances with other Sengas and the male neds they are sleeping with. They often brag about how dirty they are in bed but don't tend to take much care of their bodies. Tend to think they are a lot more attractive than they are and assume that most men fancy them. Sengas often have dogs like Staffordshire Terriers. They can be bitchy, judgmental, and mean so approach with caution....

For an example of a Senga, head to Farmfoods or Iceland.

by EdinburghJames November 25, 2013