Country Dictionary

blue moon

When a smurf moons you

JohnsonHey, look at that smurf, it's mooning us. RichardNow that's a blue moon.

renied

rejected and denied combined

Harry PotterI asked out that chick with the huge boobs. random person Cool, what did she say? Harry PotterDude, I got renied

keystone ice

Cheap beer, 5.9 percent alcohol volume

Rick}Dude, last night I drank 6 Keystones and was waisted. Douche BagDude, you're a pussy. RickKeystone Ice Douche BagAhh

Fike

Alternative to the word fuck, used in the situation that you cannot curse.

(John kicked in the balls) JohnFike!