A fork of Rural Dictionary
Like the runs, but no visible shit or smell, just the noise.
I've been dealing with some serious ghostarieah today man. Thank God no masks have been needed yet.
Put cookies on a tray, then the tray on the dashboard and say "the cookies are done when the baby stops screaming."
U hear of Florida baking? (Then explain definition)
People wearing both or masks and face shield while driving
The dude walking in fresh air, social distancing, were sure showing their covidiocy by also wearing masks...
When a guy is proven to have a small dick after bragging about having an oversized one
Dude's definitely a Vienna anaconda... Claimed its a grower not a shower.
Like the bucket list, but sexual fantasies
Dude.... Marked another off the sexit list..... *High five*