A fork of Rural Dictionary
To get drunk or the state of being drunk
Dude, I got routed by the liquid viking at the keg party last night. By the way, have you seen my pants?
an expression of shock or amazement
Aw Sanp... Did you see that shit.. My man got his whole head up to his ears in that girl
To take a dump.. Wait a minute, you don't take them... You leave them!
Hand me the sports page.. I gotta go drop off the kids at the pool!
Like a Donkey or Ass, only to the highest degree.
Man... Not only are you a DOnkey, you are El Donko Deluxo!
To slap a girl across the face with your well endowed johnson
Hey... She is into the rough stuff! She likes me to give her the "slappy Pappy"
I'll be right back, I gotta go snap off a monkey tail!