Country Dictionary

A piece of ass asleep in your bed.

I awoke hungover and feeling horny, when to my surprise I rolled over and brushed up against a sleeping napahoe I'd miraculously wrangled home.

When your brain is cloudy from the continuous consumption of corn infused American foods.

Rylan was cornfused as to why Darlene called him daddy, even though all Miller County knew they were related before marriage.

PARENT THAT NEEDS PARENTS

THAT PARENT POUTING AT HER POUTING KID IS A PTNP.

When a group of people decide to move as one.

Lets almosy down to the pool and take a dip.

Someone glued to their phone.

We tried to get her to get into our weekend out of town but she was being a phonie.

To diffuse the negativity in any given sitiation.

I had to step up and evaporhate the situation when the conversation slid into biased rhetoric.

The act of inserting yourself into a private conversation within which you are an uninvited stranger.

Louie convo bombs everyone brave enough to sit beside him.