A fork of Rural Dictionary
Bjarnes normally are quite tall blonde guys. Contrasting the cliché, they aren't dumb. The opposite is the case. Bjarnes are very trustworthy guys. They won't just spill your secret once you tell them. The drawback is that they don't tell you their secrets easily as well. But they love, and I mean LOVE, gossip. Every time you talk to them, the first thing they do is to ask you if you have any tea to spill. Bjarnes are also known to have an awesome taste in music. They are the (future) star DJs.
"You look so tired. Didn't you get enough sleep?" "No, I was doing homework when Bjarne suddenly called me at 1 am. We talked all night."