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Happy Fireman

A Happy Fireman is a a man who holds onto his wiener as if it were an out-of-control fire hose, spraying his come wildly all over his partner as if he were putting out a fire.

Girl 1: Whats that in your hair?
Girl 2: Dont ask. My boyfriend was a Happy Fireman last night.

by EmilyAnne716 May 23, 2008

happy fireman

A Happy Fireman is a sexual practice that involves a man who holds onto his wiener as if it were an out-of-control fire hose, spraying his come wildly all over his partner as if he were putting out a fire.

Girl 1: Whats that in your hair?
Girl 2: Dont ask. My boyfriend was a Happy Fireman last night.

by EmilyAnne716 May 22, 2008