Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Poopy butt

You have a poopy butt die you rat

Your dad: I made your mom lick my poopy butt clean ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ You: omg dad im kicking you out of the house you fat ugly rat

by Emkuda July 15, 2021

Squidward

Seen Santa, loves music,thinks gary is a hillbilly,hates spongebob,dancer,hates his job, been in a movie

Heres a example read the button I wish I wasn't here right now button don't be a squidward

by Emkuda December 10, 2018

Squidward

DON'T BE A SQUIDWARD!!!

"Squidward is a jerk

by Emkuda December 10, 2018

Nipple pain

Pain in and around the nipple and areola, may be caused by punching the nipples, purple nurples, or playing with nipples. Very common.

Andy received a purple purple and he had nipple pain shortly after.

by Emkuda July 16, 2019

Slimey ass

Similar to swamp ass, but when you have a slimey liquid substance leaking from your asshole.

Andy saw the doctor today, he was diagnosed with slimey ass.

by Emkuda November 25, 2018

19

something you have to do on Christmas eve first you have to get 19 peaces of hair then you get 19 grains of sand then you get 19 cookies then you get 19 boogers next you have to get 19 rocks then you put 19 of anything you want repeat 18 times after the first time you do it

andy: oh man i forgot to do 19 let me see if i still have time clock: 12:00 am andy: OH NO santa: HO HO HO YOU FORGOT TO DO 19 andy: santa plz i have a child on the way i want it to meet its dad santa: omg andy YOUR 7 HOW DID YOU GET A GIRL PREGNANT andy: it wasn't a girl santa: thats it im gonna send you to a tar pit for a very painful death andy: uwu * dies cutely*

by Emkuda December 31, 2021

19

something you have to do on Christmas eve first you have to get 19 peaces of hair then you get 19 grains of sand then you get 19 cookies then you get 19 boogers next you have to get 19 rocks then you put 19 of anything you want repeat 18 times after the first time you do it

andy: oh man i forgot to do 19 let me see if i still have time clock: 12:00 am andy: OH NO santa: HO HO HO YOU FORGOT TO DO 19 andy: santa plz i have a child on the way i want it to meet its dad santa: omg andy YOUR 7 HOW DID YOU GET A GIRL PREGNANT andy: it wasn't a girl santa: thats it im gonna send you to a tar pit for a very painful death andy: uwu * dies cutely*

by Emkuda December 31, 2021