A fork of Rural Dictionary
Bamd is a term invented by Dallon Weekes, vocalist for the bamd I don't know how but they found me, often abriviated idkhbtfm or idk how, an obscure bamd consisted of the mentioned vocalist and ryan seaman it's a cooler way of saying "band"
Ryan: yo dude let's start a band
Dallon: Hell no.... let's start a BAMD
Ryan, on drums: *badumshh*
Firstly, Simone is also a dude's name and he will get very pissed if you mispronounce it, correcting you nonstop. Secondly, is a HUGE capitalist and thinks he's the best DJ to have ever breathed on this planet. He's ayt tho (for a capitalist) :)
Sean: yo that dude Simone (for a dude, pronounced "Simoné") is so cool
Sophie: he's a capitalist though
A smart friend is someone you're probably only friends with because they are really smart and they get good grades in every subject. You use them to copy all the homework, get all the exam questions and get help with projects and written products.
John: hey Kira and Kyla seem like really good friends!
Bob: lmao she doesn't know it, but Kyla is Kira's smart friend.
A fake element in the periodic table of elements, used instead of "bullshit" when a science teacher is nearby, so if they hear, one could say they were referring to a new element: bullshitium
Bob: this is bullshitium
Teacher: Bob did u just swear
Bob: no miss i was talking abt the new element i will discover one day: bullshitium!
Said in a flurry of anger or stress caused by work, school or personal problems. Similar to the phrase "fucking shit" but when so angry or stressed, one doesn't make sense.
Bob: Shit we have 6 exams and 3 orals next week!
Tom: BITCHING FUCK!