Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Liar for Christ

A Christian who ignores the Commandment against lying when they believe that it will benefit Christ, God, Christianity, or convert a non-Christian to Christianity, or one not of their particular sect to their sect.

You say Intelligent Design is not Creationism, but you're just a Liar for Christ.

by Emu Sam August 04, 2008

theo-login

Someone who drops into a secular blog to post a comment for Christ.

The theo-login kept arguing long after the regular commenters identified them as a troll.

by Emu Sam August 04, 2008

baloney detection

Ability to sense or suspect a lie.

Somehow, my baloney detection tells me they fabricated the nonsense.

by Emu Sam August 04, 2008

they

1. third-person plural nominative pronoun 2. third-person singular non-gendered nominative pronoun

I was with a group of people, and they said . . . I was with my best friend yesterday, and they said . . .

by Emu Sam August 04, 2008

ascient

A person that lacks scientific knowledge or doesn't believe in scientific facts because of a conflicting belief system.

The ascient protested that Intelligent Design is a valid scientific theory.

by Emu Sam August 04, 2008

theolo-gee

the argument that there must be a God because -- wow -- isn't everything just AMAZING!

The conservative Christian tried to claim a theolo-gee.

by Emu Sam August 04, 2008

theologenie

The act of summoning God to magically explain every problem.

The theo-login decided to theologenie their way through the million dissenting comments.

by Emu Sam August 04, 2008