A fork of Rural Dictionary
The man George W. Bush uses to manipulate the masses.
Billy: Who's Christ?
Me: Dubya's favorite character.
Didn't bear the cross alone. They made Simon of Cyrene help him. Just goes to show that if you aren't a central figure you (kind of) go by the wayside.
Hym "Damn! I actually feel bad about that now! Wow! Ouch! That actually hurts my feelings!"
Iam "I'm sorry. I'm sure this is hollow consolation but I was disillusioned in the wake of this grand deception and it put me in a really bad place."
Hym "It was inconceivable to me, by the way! Sounded like a pretty good plan. Didn't work but, you know, nobody has a 100% success rate."
Iam "But, no, that's why I'm so blown away by your response! It wasn't even about you. This was a direct response to an inside joke about what 'I thought (but didn't know)' and the basic assertion that 'there was nothing I could do about it'. So there. That's what I think and here's a list of things I could do about it."
Hym "I mean, for Christ's sake, if the girl had to look herself in the mirror the neglected severely autistic cuckold didn't get to masturbate because she couldn't stand the thought of him pretending to screw her! How am I supposed to report that!? And what happens when I report it? They do what they tried to do. Sweep it under the rug and transfer me to a different house. Keep the sex cult going. Damn! I didn't blame you! I blame literally every single person who participated, defended, or tried to justify it. You might fall into that category but holy shit my guy. Even I'm sorry about that one! Damn!"
Iam "I mean, I'm sorry, but you can clearly tell I got some other stuff going on here. Wow!"
It’s a Verb. Meaning to reach such an epiphany that it causes you to make immediate action, usually positive and turn things for the better.
Past tense: christed
Similar to Epiphany
Jane fucking christed in therapy last week and finally left her abusive husband.
It’s like I finally christed when I doctor told me I didn’t have liver cancer and I just stopped drinking.
She reached a christ and now she’s less of a bitch than before.
to over exaggerate after basically anything
did you see the ounce that guy had in his pocket .. christ.
1) Jesus Christ
2) Word used in disbelief. Usually in anger or sadness.
Guy1: My sister died in a car accident thursday
Guy2: Christ!