Country Dictionary

LAF

Lucky as fuck.

That job sounds amazing Idk how you got so LAF.
LAFLAFLAF.

Nonpulsed

"Unfazed"
Mispronunciation / misspelling / misunderstanding of word "NONPLUSSED"

….The fireworks were really starting to pick up now, but Tony just sat there nonpulsed and calm. He was a funny dog like that, things that seemed to bother other pets never really seemed to bother him in the same way.....

Gubbing

Putting a frog into ones pants/undergarments for the purpose of pleasure, often till climax.

Adam was excited to start gubbing with the South American frogs Fred had smuggled in, horny (ceratophrys) frogs were always the best.

Hes walking like such a gub.