A fork of Rural Dictionary
A folk song whose lyrics were written by a 419 scammer whose command of English sucks. Here are the lyrics BTW: My friend listen to me I don't know what you are doing Infact I have giving you the lawyer who you suppose to contact And I don't really know the reason why you are bringing the issue of the soul called Mr Barrister John Warosa I don't understand your plan here But I have told you to contact Barrister Mohammad Hassan, he is here in UAE He is the only person who will handle this business and without him That means there is no way And I just finished my meeting with him About 2 hours ago, so he is the person And even I can meet with him again Tomorrow morning in his office and I beg you If you really want this business to move forward Just forget any issue or discussion with the soul Called Mr Barrister John Warosa I beg you, I don't want you to discus with me anything about The soul called Mr Barrister John Warosa I beg, don't tell me about him again It's only Barrister Mohammad Hassan That the person who I speak with about this business And no other soul called Barrister and I beg Do not tell me anything about the soul called Mr Barrister John Warosa. Somehow, Eric Castiglia, the guy who wrote and sang the song, managed to make it sound better than one could ever imagine possible.
Frankly, I'd be surprised if you know "The Soul Called Mr. Barrister John Warosa" without watching Atomic Shrimp's scambating John Warosa episodes. Search it on YT if you don't know. If you can't do that, then clearly you're a small boy.
Archaic for "A cat or other member of the cat family". Nowadays, we just refer to any member of the cat family as a cat. In particular, species of the cat family that are (much) larger than a house cat are referred as "big cats".
Today's Standards: Lions are big cats. Proper Standards: No, they're felines. Who the hell came up with "big cats", a 3-year-old? Today's Standards: Nope! We brought "feline" into disuse a long long time ago!
The one area of physics where its researchers are actually mostly mathematicians.
Ed: Ey Bob I am studying fluid mechanics Bob: You mean the area of physics you see mathematicians and engineers study instead of physicists?
Remember Monika from DDLC? What if I told you she's a member of the Klan? Yup, you read that right. (Her real name is Monikkka, BTW).
Edd: OMGGGGGGGGGGG! Monikkka's is a member of the Klan!!!!!!11 Ed: That must be why we never see her wearing anything else than here school uniform in-game: cuz she wears the KKK outfit outside of school! Obviously, she didn't want to reveal her secret!!!
Who DAHECC names their daughter after that blue thing surrounding us all everyday?
Who's the sussy baka above that claims the sky is blue? Did he/she/they/it gone outside in the past 10 years at all?! The sky is pretty much perma-grey nowadays.
Would have been a more popular langauge if half of its consonants weren't so hard for non-arabs to pronounce. Arabic is also one of the few languages where it is compulsory to write in cursive: every American's nightmare. Believe it or not, Arabic is way easier to learn than Japanese, though, at least when it comes to reading and writing. And if you learn Arabic, you'll look way cooler than that classmate who's fluent in Japanese.
Karl: I stil can't pronounce 25% of the arabic letters right. Carl: Stop complaining, dude, I still can't read and write in Japanese.
1) Disrespectful way to pronouce the word "God". Only a servant of Satan would utter such blasphemy. 2) The guy that sends you to Heck if you're naughty. Some people suspect Heck is just some prison that no one can return from, but no one's sure... Well yeah, genius, no one return from Heck until death.
1) Stacy: Oh my Gosh! Ed: It's pronounced "God". Never ever disrespect God by uttering his name in such a disrespectful manner, lest you be serving Satan. 2) Ed: I heard this guy named Gosh sent Santa Claus to Heck for his heinous crimes. Edd: Finally! I'm sick of that guy always managing to break in my house that one day of the year. He doesn't even leave gifts but still consumes all my cookies and milk. The nerve!