Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Kooss

It’s a all new word I made by me (The genius) epicgamer33. It stands for Islam Terrorists hijacking a plane and crash in too the World Trade Center and made it one of the worst days of American history… Cool word right?

Mean while on 2021 on September 11… My genius ass: hey Friend: hey bro what’s up My genius ass: guess what? I just came up with a new word. Friend: ok, what is it? My genius ass: kooss! Friend: what’s that? My genius ass: (me explaining it like a genius) Friend: … My genius ass: cool right Friend: fuck is wrong with you? My grandparents died in 9/11! My genius ass: oh… what a Kooss!

by Epicgamer33 January 28, 2022

Stanley Kubrick

There was never a fart joke in his movie so he ain’t that special

Me watching 2001: a space odyssey Me: we’re is the funny fart jokes? Screw Stanley Kubrick

by Epicgamer33 July 18, 2022

September 11th

This day is mostly known for hot cross bun day. But yet people talk about the twin towers like no one cares, those towers got hit by like a plane or something. Remember, when it’s September 11th, just remember to remind people of hot cross bun day.

Random: September 11th is a day to remember Me: yeah, it hot cross bun day Random: bro what? It’s the day that the World Trade Center got hit Me: What do yo mean? Its hot cross bun day. Who cares about some planes going into buildings? Random: bro don’t talk to me Me: ok. Happy hot cross bun day

by Epicgamer33 August 09, 2022

butt sniffer

If you are called this, it’s over. You already lost the argument. You can’t insult them anymore because they insulted you so badly that there is not point to go on. Just let it go

Guy: you are a faggot. You like to kiss men and you always moan. You’re unfunny so please stfu Guy 2: butt sniffer Guy: :(

by Epicgamer33 July 18, 2022

Zancadilleadnos

Can anyone explain me this word. I’m so confused

Person 1: Zancadilleadnos Person 2: what does that mean? Person 1: I have no idea :/

by Epicgamer33 January 28, 2022

Dog

If spelled backwards, it spells god

Me: *pets dog* Me again: awww cute dog My dog: no I’m god Me: no silly dog My dog: oh yeah? Who feeds me and gives me water? You! Who cleans my shit that’s outside? You! Who fixes all the mistakes I did like peeing on your bed, constantly making you sick because you’re allergic and who always DANM barks every night because you keep putting me in that DANM cage??? Who! Huh!!?!? Me: Me :( My dog: yeah!!!! Your my DANM slave and I’m god. DEAL WITH IT MOTHERF*CKER

by Epicgamer33 December 11, 2021

Mug

It’s a cup. But with a handle. Genius! No like really, that’s very smart. Because if your cup is like really hot or cold, you can hold the handle then it will not be a problem. It’s so good in fact that even Urban dictionary always want to sell you one with your word. I mean right now, Urban dictionary is trying to sell you one right now with my word. That’s how powerful the mug is

Me: (drinks tea but cup is to hot) Me: danm it the cups hot :( My mind: wait my dumbass could have just got a mug Me: I ran out of mugs. Guess I got to buy a mug from Urban dictionary with the chosen word I want. Only on Urbandictionary.com. Just get a cup and put any word with your own definition, no, shut the fuck up, this is not a ad and I’m not getting payed (sadly I’m not getting payed)

by Epicgamer33 January 28, 2022