Country Dictionary

Capital of the great state of Minnesota. 1/2 of the twin cities.

St. Paul is a big place and a lot safer than places like Chicago and Detriot which are filled with Chinese gangs who wait to steal your credit cards and other things.

doesnt stand for no fucking straight edge
it was named after the boston band negative fx
best punk band ever

Well I'm from Houston, and down here "barred out" means to be messed up on Xanex "bars." Bars are the most potent of Xanex pills in front of blue and purple "footballs." Usually you drink on them and get really fux0rdz.

maaaaaaaan i got barred out last night and backed my truck into a headshop and i dont even remember it

When you are attempting to get close to a girl and your buddy won't leave the room or starts telling less than flattering stories of you that cause you to lose an opportunity with your new female acquaintance.

Sara was sitting on the couch in the living room, Eric had been talking with her all evening, the party was over, Eric was attempting to get close to Sara but David wouldn't leave the living room even though he kept nodding off.

A fucking Hot kid from windham

Dolespank was amazing last night after the movie.

The act of getting kicked out of school for a certain number of days.

Eric drank of fuckload of captain morgans and came to school and got suspended. What a dumbfuck!

Something you have to do EVERY night after school when you should be goofing off watching Spongebob Squarepants or looking at porn on the internet!

Homework: Something that you should do to not make your brain look like a baby boy's penis.