Country Dictionary

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Day Trotter

A male who dresses up like a woman (particularly, if high-heels are worn to create the trotting noise) during daylight hours.

A: Oh, Hi, Dave. I see you are in full make-up and regalia B: My name is Tessa now. Don't call me Dave. A: Sorry Tessa. Are you drunk during the day? B: I'm gonna puke. A: Oh you silly Day Trotter

by Eriq July 23, 2010

marathon

a.k.a "Running a marathon" or "manathon" When a group of five or more males masturbate one after another passing lubricant as the baton trying to beat previous records of time or contending groups' records.

J: Hey, do you want to go to the bars tonight? E: That seems like a good idea, but that's in a while. J: Should we pre-game? E: I have a better "game," let's get the boys together and- J and E: RUN A MARATHON!!!!! (they high five) J: I will get the lube! E: I will forsake my self-respect!

by EriQ May 19, 2008