Country Dictionary

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Ron Burgandy

When a man gets an erection while sitting down then stands up only to have a large tent pitched in his pants that is quite noticable to other people in the immediate vicinity.

I was getting sleepy at work so I got a boner as I was dozing off when the boss called me and as I stood up he saw I had a Ron Burgandy.

by Esteban168 June 01, 2007

Ron Burgundy

Having a large and obvious erection in your pants which is literally pitching a tent.

Whoa Jimmy! What are you thinking about? I can see your Ron Burgundy from here.

by Esteban168 June 04, 2007