Country Dictionary

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fappuccino

When someone compulsively masturbates (faps) so much that their semen looks thick and frothy on the end of their penis, resembling a cappucino or frappuccino. Usually because they are overstimulated on caffeine.

Person 1: Why do you guys call him 'barista'? Person 2: Because he jerks off so much he makes a fappuccino.

by EstoyBorracho January 05, 2011