Country Dictionary

downtown bonanza

A person's private area, coined by Dane Cook.

Dane Cook: ".. the first time you're gonna see the other person's downtown bonanza. And so you check it out and you hope that it's nice, and I'm happy to say she had a nice situation."

egg drop

The act of inserting a hard-boiled egg, without the shell, completely into the anus, and then defecated as feces.

WTF???!?
The egg drop is f*cked up!

egg drop

The act of inserting a hard-boiled egg, without the shell, completely into the anus, and then defecating it as feces.

WTF???!?
The egg drop is one f*cked up activity!

John Petrucci

Kickass guitarist of Dream Theater. One of the best guitarists of the 21st century.

John Petrucci can kick ass with his guitar.