Country Dictionary

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poon tunes

A song, album, or playlist that you put on when you're hooking up/getting laid to set the mood and/or drown out the noise.

Yo, I was gonna come over last night, but I heard Al Green coming from your room and knew not to go in. That's better than a tie on the door at this point.

Yeah man, he's got the best poon tunes. There's nothing like some soul when you're hittin the meat hole.

by Everynameisbeingusedbysomeone December 20, 2010

Verblowing

A verbal blowjob. When someone goes on and on about how much they like someone/something.

Bro 1: Bro, I fucking love Four Loko. It's the greatest drink ever created. Whoever invented this should get a Nobel Prize. Actually, I don't even think anyone invented it, I think it's just God's piss in a can.

Bro 2: Dude, would you stop verblowing that damn drink. I don't know why you like it so much. Last time you drank it, you ended up taking a shit in our kitchen sink and trying to flush it into the garbage disposal.

by Everynameisbeingusedbysomeone December 08, 2010