A fork of Rural Dictionary
A girl who is very kind, loving, but shy. She will be shy around you at first, but get to know her and she will be your best friend. She knows how to have a good time, but also loves to curl up with you. She always puts others ahead of her. She is unique and incredibly sweet.
Guy: I met an awesome girl yesterday! Her name is Jordyn and she is the best! Other Guy: You are so lucky!
The most badass animal to have ever had the pleasure of being created by the gods of all religions united as one. It is a legendary creature that had been seen very little times. It is said to be a whale several hundred feet big and is a dull green color. It has the power to summon lightning and create typhoons. It is said to live in the Bermuda Triangle.
Guy: Dude my dad is gone! Do you know where he went? Other Guy: I heard he got killed by a Whaleen.
A penis coated in a frozen beverage (usually a fruity cocktail) to provide a flavorful blow job.
Girl: A had an amazing Dickscicle last night! Guy: You're welcome.
Having sex with multiple blonde women. The sex is usually filled with hate, yelling, regrets, and passion. The women needs to be more athletic that the man.
Guy: I had some wicked Swedish Sex last night!
Porn that is extremely dirty and violent but is hidden under too many blankets and coats to actually see anything.
Guy: dude did you see that hot Alaskan porn? Other guy: yea I did. I wish the camera wasn't so shaky.
The act of completely throwing someone in the gutter with an insult that is perfect in timing and wording.
Guy: You suck Other Guy: Dude, don't make me Pa-Zing you.
An orgy consisting of largely males (usually 4-16) and 1 woman. The woman sucks the men's testicles, and only his testicles. The men are bisexual, and are occasionally kissing each other while the woman sucks the men. The other men rub their testicles on each other.
Guy: I had an amazing Swedish Meatball last night. Other Guy: *Offended* Why didn't you invite me!