Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Beat the forest

The act of one obviously gay dude desperately trying to blow his friends while holding a PlayStation remote and while wearing a headset.

Scotty when ur back home we should beat the forest together!

by Evilredbeerd May 17, 2023

Scott’s rollin stone

The act of passing a kidney stone while having intercourse and the kidney stone gets lost in mams vast vag. Now the woman has to re pass the stone if she can find it.

It doesn’t hurt anymore after I pulled a Scott’s rollin stone in her last night.

by Evilredbeerd February 04, 2023

raw hogg

The act of working all day in raw sewage then giving her the business

Hey hiladio, make this deal go down or you will get the raw Hogg

by Evilredbeerd April 25, 2017

Tuck me in

When one New Yorker decides to get off games for the night but really he’s driving to another New Yorkers house, usually male, to perform gay acts while making pasta.

I sure hope Danny is going to tuck me in tonight. I sure am tired.

by Evilredbeerd August 30, 2023

knob shot

While playing beer pong on a door(broken or not) if a player hits off the knob and in a cup they instantly win and everyone jumps in a pool

Hey I'm going to get this fucking knob shot right now

by Evilredbeerd April 16, 2017

Miss Luna

The most popular dog name and the worse kinda dog. The kinda dog that won’t relax and suffers from anxiety. She will bite everyone in the house but you still love her.

What’s wrong with your dog?”
“That’s Miss Luna”

by Evilredbeerd August 31, 2023

Clam Slammed

When you join a team of clams on playstation network and the rip you apart with insults and annoying sound effects. One of the team mates falls asleep before the raid ends.

We wiped so many times last night. I got clam slammed

by Evilredbeerd January 13, 2020