A fork of Rural Dictionary
name derived from Simon. Will usually find them teabagging their mother.
ie: I saw simon last night with his mother, what a bollockchop.
a way of teabagging ones family
hey, whilst on holiday in the deepest darkest recesses of Hampshire, why not try bollockchopping with the locals. Marvellous!
When you go into a bathroom at a resturant or any public place and you have to take a shit and you climb up on the top of the stall and go from up there and when it lands it resembles a bomb, hence the name.
Herget went in to Zaxby's last night and powerbombed their bathroom, what a sick fuck.
When you go into a resturants or public places bathroom and have to shit and so you go in the toilet tank and when people go in their they'll be wondering about the small and never be able to find it.
Herget and Zach went into Zaxby's, Herget powerbombed the bathroom while Zach upper tanked it. Man what a mess.
When you a guy masturbates, then "cums", and then that tired feeling you get after you do it and then of course followed by sleeping.
I cant get to bed so i'm going to pull a gooze and snooze.