Country Dictionary

A fork of Rural Dictionary

Death by Horse Cock

When one allows a big, floppy horse cock to anally penetrate him/herself, causing a perforation of the colon and ultimately death.

Mr. Hands autopsy confirmed "Death by Horse Cock"

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Anal 69

When two people munch butt instead of licking genitalia in the 69 position

Johnny blew a big, stinky, wet fart in Julia's mouth while they were performing anal 69, and she thought it was icky.

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Onionate the Cat

The smoking of Marijuana, also known as "Reefer Cigarettes"

Man I needa Onionate the cat, i'm all stressed out from my main bitch givin me sass

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Triple-stuff Anal

When three penises penetrate one anus at the same time.

The asshole was left with a cavernous gape after the Triple-stuff anal; one could hear echoes inside it.

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