Country Dictionary

tall, uninteresting person. usually male.

'who's that tall glass o' water over in the corner?'

a state of inebriation, ideally caused by lager (beer). The state directly prior to f*ck-eyed on the richter scale of blood alcohol levels

i'm going out to get schlagered.

a "nigger" from africa

"weasy you abed" "weasy come here" "weasy get me some fucking food"

When having sex doggy style, the man pushes his balls inside the vagina, thus creating the pack rat.

Sally was quite alarmed when Johnny gave her a pack rat last night. (Johnny has elephantitis)

the meatiest cut of your manhood

I gave her the deep t bone last night.

A hot, big black chick!! Like Weezie on the Jeffersons..

Yo, playa check out the booty on that Weezie!!

When you are performing anal on someone and you pull out your penis and have then perform oral.

I was banging this chic in the ass, and I pulled it out and she gave me a dirty dishwasher.