A fork of Rural Dictionary
A hole in a tree that is suitable for sexual intercourse.
I was camping out in the woods, horny, when I found a pinehole worth servicing ;).
The kind of burger you receive when you are rude to the waiter.
I guess I shouldn't have been rude to my server last night, cause he brought me a regular pissburger!
Having abstained from entering the state of Virginia, so far in your life.
Man 1: Hey dude, I heard both you and the misses broke your Virginiaty on your trip! Man 2: Awesome! Maybe one day I will break my Virginiaty.
My 101 year-old wife just crushed my "Little Amigos! :(
When you rub your wiener all over something.
Eziquio just wienerized the Line 9 (29oz) cooker!!!
A slang term for sexual intercourse. It comes from the action of sticking a penis in a vagina or asshole, which is similar to putting peaches and syrup into cans.
Man 1: Me and my girlfriend's grandma were "canning peaches" last night! Man 2: Really?? Well while you were doing that last night, I was "canning peaches" with your mom!
A small penis. This was also a title given to President Martin van Buren.
I think I'll take out my "Little Magician" at Denny's tonight ;)