A fork of Rural Dictionary
A man or woman who is skilled at provoking extreme pleasure in women by fondling with their vaginas.
That Derek sure is one hell of a minge maestro.
The fear or dislike of vaginas.
Shelly: So, have you and Raj done the dirty yet?
Kelly: No!
Shelly: Why not?
Kelly: He suffers from Cuntaphobia.
To have an excessively large vagina, due to a high amount of sexual intercoarse or being really really bored and sticking phalic objects up there.
Derek: Shelly lied to me, she ain't a virgin!
Raj: How did you find that out?
Derek: She's a got fuckin bucket minge!
Raj: Maybe she's been bored.
Someone who has a dirty, smelly, rancid big hairy vagina.
That Kelly sure has one hell of a ruff muff, don't have sex with her, you'll be sure to catch something.
A male who is too nervous or afraid to have sex.
Raj, don't be such a fanny dodger all your life.