Country Dictionary

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bears

The greates threat to America (and therefore the democratic world).

I you don't believe that bears are the greatest threat, obviously you haven't paid attention to the source of all facts, Stephen Colbert!

by K3n7 August 02, 2006

bears

Hairy gay men. In September 2007 in Melkweg Amsterdam there was the first Mr FurBall Election. You could choose Mr Furball from the hairy candidates.

FurBall is the Amsterdam Hairy Men Dance Party ... for all kind of hairy and butch men. This party attracts Bears, musclebears, otters, cubs, (smooth) admirers and everybody who likes hairy men. Check out the famous bear band bearforce 1!

by Kaptain E-Glow October 18, 2007

bears

the worst NFL football team in existence.

The Chicago Bears still suck!

by rismeyes February 07, 2007

bears

Waste material, especially fecal matter, that is expelled from the body after digestion.

I am going to make bears on your face.

by bmoc May 16, 2006

bears

what i am going to make in this dude's mouth for stating that the origin of "bears" is from South Park. Any respectable person is clearly aware of this and doesn't need to display their familiarity with the greatest and most intelligent show on television.

I am going to make my bears your bears by shitting in your mouth and confirming that you digest them.

by bmoc July 31, 2006

bears

another word for poop. always used plural.

Oh bears! I just left my lunch in the car. I just left a bears on the floor.

by sadbeaver July 30, 2008

bears

n. Term for the use of fecal matter. The term has been used by such places as "South Park".

I had to drop the bears off at the superbowl.

by Wassabi June 02, 2006